Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else

January 3rd, 2010 | by admin |

from www.bettybowers.com
America’s Best Christian takes time to explain to less informed Christians the curious details of the Lord’s concept of marriage.

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  1. 25 Responses to “Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else”

  2. By cryan71 on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    @flyguy380

    Not …
    @flyguy380

    Not in Georgia — its called love.

  3. By GayComicGeek on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    This is awesome! …
    This is awesome! I’m definitely favoriting this one!

  4. By Holdmypocketlol on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    This rocks!
    This rocks!

  5. By LkGibbs20 on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    Brothers having sex …
    Brothers having sex is incest when God spoke about no longer having close relations. The Bible says every nation came forth from Adam and Eve, and God commanded them to multiply. Like I said, everyone in this world is related, but not everyone has close relations like bro/sis or cousins, uncles, mom and Dad…those are forbidden by God because its not necessary to be with close relations and it affects the body genetically. I know its hard to fathom, but the Bible teaches on close relations

  6. By LkGibbs20 on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    Why would he have …
    Why would he have to say it in English??? That means completely nothing. How do you know Homer’s Iliad that’s read in public schools is from him, when they don’t even have enough scraps of it? “I guarantee Homer did not say a word in English”…you see how that goes? The original writings of the Bible are infallible. Translations can contain certain errors(**shocking** LOL), but core meanings of the Bible aren’t messed up, its little things like translation of the word bat for instance

  7. By flyguy380 on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    That’s adultery!
    That’s adultery!

  8. By flyguy380 on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    Brothers having sex …
    Brothers having sex with their sisters is still incest.

  9. By flyguy380 on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    How do know what …
    How do know what anyone said two thousand years ago? If someone told you he said it, that’s hearsay. I guarantee Jesus did not say a word in English, so don’t say that you know exactly what he said.

  10. By puccinislarondine on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    Uh… people make …
    Uh… people make fun of Christians because the foundation for membership in their community is based on hipocrisy. To compare religion to race in this case is apples & oranges. And another reason people make fun of Christians is their righteous indignation at OTHER people’s behavior without they themselves leading by example. If you’re gonna talk the talk, then walk the walk. Check out 2 Samuel 13:1-13:14 for tips on how a brother can con his family into allowing him to rape his sister.

  11. By Lobotomick on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    its fine when you …
    its fine when you make fun of christians. thats the standard for a 5 star video.

    when you start making fun of blacks, asians, hispanics, jews, muslims, buddhists, hindis, youre a bigoted xenophobic racist that needs to be deconverted from your views.

  12. By LkGibbs20 on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    If you consider …
    If you consider yourself a good person then doesn’t that make you…self-righteous??? That is what that means you know that right? You made yourself righteous, when you are not the standard and neither am I. Jesus is the standard and He is the only way we can get ourselves together. I had to shorten my words as well. If you seek the church to be corrected, why can’t I seek to correct you based on Jesus and what He said? Many say Jesus said don’t judge but Jesus said don’t judge unrighteously.

  13. By Angiechan08 on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    You can be a …
    You can be a Christian without belonging to a church, especially to a screwed up church like Catholicism.
    I’m bisexual, consider myself a good person, and think that Jesus would also tell the church to ‘get their together’ so to speak. Lord knows they need to.
    Show ur love 4 grammar/spelling, you self-righteous termagant.

  14. By LkGibbs20 on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    If you are a …
    If you are a Christian, then when you read the Bible you can clearly see how out of context the video is with the verses she mentioned. Number one being that Adam and Eve had sons and daughters. Also, being a Christian, Jesus has called us to remove filthy language from our lives. Not condemning you to hell, but there is need for correction, especially if you proclaim that you are a Christian. You are the church so that means you need to get yourself together big time as well. Show ur love 4 Him

  15. By LkGibbs20 on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    Wow, the answer is …
    Wow, the answer is even easier than that. The Bible says Adam and Eve had sons AND DAUGHTERS. Incest(aka close relations) are wrong now because of the fact that the world has been multiplied by people and having close relations destroys the body and God is a wise God who knew when to stop close relations. We all are related since we all came from Adam and Eve, it just depends how close the relations. Nothing wrong or contradictory there.

  16. By AlexanderBratterud on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    Genious :D .
    You …
    Genious :D .
    You sure owned the incested christians.

  17. By dav956able on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    stupid christians …
    stupid christians and they say all non christians will go to hell

  18. By angelpn74 on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    bah hahahahaha XD …
    bah hahahahaha XD omgg this is the funniest thing ive ever seen! Buck sent me too….:D

  19. By IvanDarke on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    Just like to say i …
    Just like to say i am not christian i dont belive in any higher power or any mystical beings or anything in fact i hate religion. But Looking through these comments some people called christians dumb and i just can’t stand that. sure their ignorant but their not dumb. They have simply been brought up to believe in something and told if they dont theyll endure eternal pain. Some of us need to band together and put a stop to religion before it puts a stop to the human race.Sorry for my bad Grammar

  20. By IvanDarke on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    holy bloody …
    holy bloody this is the best youtube video i have ever seen in my life! Amazing flawless performance i love it.

  21. By pspoverdrive on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    Mrs Betty Bowers is …
    Mrs Betty Bowers is the best christian ever…lol.ROTFL.LMAO

  22. By saintelohim on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    a biblical marriage …
    a biblical marriage is between a man and his rib. That’s where the phrase “f**k youself” comes from.

  23. By fatalmaster1 on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    omg! thats sooo …
    omg! thats sooo funny

  24. By krlsurquixa on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    Dude… what do you …
    Dude… what do you know about nature… really?

  25. By krlsurquixa on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    I pray to God that …
    I pray to God that he will heal your mind.

  26. By Sentinel22092 on Jan 3, 2010 | Reply

    LOL. Buck sent me. …
    LOL. Buck sent me. love the videos (:

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